Get Some Shorts!

It's been hot in Washington lately, but when you lose your favorite pair of expensive pants it must just send you to the edge of Wacky City. If you're a judge that is. Now going on is the trial in the case of the Judge's Pants. Washington Administrative Law Judge Roy L. Pearson, Jr. is suing his neighborhood dry cleaners for $54 million for allegedly misplacing his pants. What can one say? And folks wonder why the justice system seems broken? Will someone tell this fellow he can wear shorts in Key West where it feels down right sane.