Geeks Search For Porn

"If there were a competition between a Playboy editor, a photo lab technician, and a voyeur for the person who has seen the most random pictures of naked people... the only way any of them would win is if the Geek Squad agent was late to the contest." So says an article on the stuff that computer geeks come across (search for) on your computer when you take it in for repairs. Do you think that won't happen in Key West? Think again.

"Let me make it clear again: if you have any interesting pictures of yourself or others on your computer, then they--will--be--found. Some geeks are like bloodhounds when it comes to pornography," says one geek.

You just may not know about it, because you won't be around while your computer is being "fixed." In addition, most geeks, and a good many non-geeks carry a thumb drive so they can copy stuff from a computer. You can locate every image on your hard drive just by using the windows search function. And geeks can be "like bloodhounds when it comes to pornography." In addition, if you use Window's Internet Explorer, you should know that Windows keeps a retrievable record of a lot of your user names and passwords, even to your banking websites, whether or not you chose to save them.

So you may want to keep those naughty photos you and your "other" have been sharing on that camera and not in your computer. Of course, if you keep those images in your mind, you are even safer. That is, at least until someone develops decent mind meld techniques. Spock, where are you when we need you?