The Easiest Surgery

At the AMA convention, four surgeons from big cities were having a discussion with a colleague from Key West about who are the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, said, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second surgeon, from Chicago, responded, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas, said, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimed in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Key West, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. The politicians in Key West are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."